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And it's certainly not about bashing your choices or the things that make you happy. I don't mean to imply that you wear your hair in braids (OK, maybe you do in a cool, sexy way) and play jump rope in the schoolyard. (To be clear, I'm a sister-friend to the end.)Your husband isn't bored because you're the only woman he's had sex with foryears. In his humble opinion, you're still the young woman he married — and not in a good way. Or that you don’t know how to tie your own shoes or make a cup of coffee. In between his kid's soccer game and a pizza party, B.* sends a picture of himself on a golf course.Earlier, he sent 2,000 words on how he got into the game, the trips to California and Ireland, the way the clouds flood the greens at Galway Bay. The long puppyish emails, the condensation of an entire life into a few breathless paragraphs that allow him to retell the stories his wife has already heard.There are the ones who just want to meet to have sex; you can tell because their handles are direct and uncomplicated: Yours4Lust and Deep Passion Man.They list measurements and ask for yours, as though it's merely a matter of fitting one puzzle piece into another. Instead, I respond to the thoughtful ones, whose tales might help answer my questions."No one is going to respond to someone who says they are a couch potato and likes to stay home."I was lucky. (I have friends who have been on dating sites for years.) I corresponded with 50 women and met 15 for drinks, which is recommended over meeting someone for dinner. Because if after 15 minutes you don't like the person you are stuck; and for men that means the bill as well.
I'm a psychotherapist which makes me, if nothing else, an expert listener.
But most have taken their pictures recently and surreptitiously.
In their bathrooms with their i Phones held up to the mirror, their faces partially obscured, their wives' J'adore behind them, on top of the toilet.
Hint: It has nothing to do with your age or appearance.
Your husband is bored with you and that's why he cheated.